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ALSO SPRACH TYRANNOSAURUS REX@
[Translation by an automatic translator]
THE THINKER
(National Museum of Western Arts ) Map A
It is on foot 2 minutes from JR Ueno station
park exit.
/Opening time 9:30 - 17:00 However, it opens
to 20:00 only on Friday.
/Closure day Monday (in the case of a public
holiday, it opens.) It is closed on following
Tuesday.
/Admission fee money Adult 420 yen The quantity
and college student of 130 yen Elementary
and junior high school students of 70 yen
Interviewer
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"I am visiting the National Museum
of Western Arts today. Instantly, the talk
is observed hello --- ! " Mr.
The Thinker" " |
| The Thinker |
"- - - - - -" |
| Interviewer |
" 'ANO-DESU-NE 'Only a few wants
to observe the talk. " |
| The Thinker |
"........ 'ANO-DESU-NE' why -- ?"" |
| Interviewer |
"What ?" |
The Thinker
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"........ 'ANO-DESU-NE' why -- isn't
it meaningless language at all? Although
he can understand for deceiving time until
thinking equivalent to English "well"
is changed into language if it is 'ANO',
'DESU' of an auxiliary verb is attached further,
adding carefully the impression particle
'NE' moreover has what meaning, and it is
not known." |
| Interviewer |
".... (starting ANO-DESU-NE
saying) ...Ghhh... I want to interview -- |
| The Thinker |
"I do not understand. ." |
| Interviewer |
"Why is it 'not understanding'"? |
| The Thinker |
"I with foolish you "who do not
understand"'s think." |
| Interviewer |
"It cannot bear any longer. ! asked
freely" |
| The Thinker |
"I do not understand. ." |
| Interviewer |
"-- the period when I am long -- he
doubted Why do you think naked? " |
| The Thinker |
"I do not understand. ." |
Interviewer
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"As for the elbow which attaches resting
its cheeks on <one's> hands, putting
on a right leg is natural! Why do you get
tired purposely and carry out the pause"? |
| The Thinker |
"I do not understand. ." |
| Interviewer |
"It is the language I want to tell !
" |
| The Thinker |
"I do not understand. ." |
| Interviewer |
"I do not understand. ." |
| The Thinker |
"I do not understand. ." |
| Interviewer |
"I do not understand. ." |
| The Thinker |
"I do not understand. ." |
| Interviewer |
"I do not understand. ." |
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(The conversation same till closed garden
time continues.) |
FLIGHT ELEPHANT
(Ueno child amusement-park ) Map B
It is
on foot 5 minutes from JR Ueno station
park
exit.
/Closing day Monday /Entrance no charge
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Interviewer
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"Talk is visited to Mr. popular person
Dumbo of children as" a representative
of an amusement park.
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| Flight elephant |
".... I am not 'Dumbo' ,,,,, " |
| Interviewer |
"Oh! I am sorry" |
| Flight elephant |
"I myself am very deep and that we are
imitation of 'Dumbo'understands." |
| Interviewer |
"Although it is in such meaning and
not being said ..." |
Flight elephant
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"then, it is irritated even if there
is nothing. It is made to turn only around
the same places ... every day every day.
Do you also want to do the same thing as
us!!? " |
| Interviewer |
"Even if you say such a thing, to us,
it is impossible... " |
| Flight elephant |
"Oo! @You are also the charlatans
of 'blues brother'!!" |
| Interviewer |
"Guhhhh......" |
| Flight elephant |
"Hey?How was carried out? Imitation
man!" |
Interviewer
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"Don'tDon'tDon't slander me! We catch
that style, adapt it and are doing another
thing! You are all-out charlatans!! |
| Flight elephant |
" Paoon! Paoooon!! Boohoo Boohoo
Paoboohoo!!!(Crying) " |
| Interviewer |
"Doesn't it cry so much? It said too
much. Since it mistakes, please let me ask
at least one. " |
| Flight elephant |
" ...........Paoon......... Paoon.........Boohoo
Boohoo........Boohoo Boohoo .......Boohoo........(Crying)
" |
| Interviewer |
"Please tell me a future ambition." |
| Flight elephant |
".....Boo...hoo...I want to turn in
the counterclockwise direction at least once
at least..." |
FIVE-STORIED PAGODA( in Ueno Zoological Gardens)
Map C /It is on foot 7 minutes from JR Ueno
station park exit.
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| Interviewer |
"Hello. Whenever you may see, you are
graceful, in addition a figure." |
| Five-storied pagoda |
"Without it shows from the bottom" |
| Interviewer |
"Is the five-storied pagoda a woman?" |
| Five-storied pagoda |
"It meets. Don't you understand looking?" |
Interviewer
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"@I beg your pardon . It is if you
think to reason that you are carrying out
the line of the beautiful body." |
| Five-storied pagoda |
"However, I am an old woman. My age
is 370 years old." |
| Interviewer |
"Even now, it is sufficiently beautiful." |
Five-storied pagoda
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"Thank you . A compliment is also glad.
If it is height, since there is 32m well,
if it is at least at an ordinary fashion
model, there is confidence in which it does
not lose." |
| Interviewer |
"There are some questions. Please answer.
" |
| Five-storied pagoda |
"Please be kind it." |
| Interviewer |
"Although the five-storied pagoda is
Buddhism construction, why is he needed in
a zoo?" |
Five-storied pagoda
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"The situation at the time is that I
do not understand, either. Anyhow, it will
be under jurisdiction of a nominala from
next Toshogu in 1958. It moved to" Ueno
Zoological Gardens. |
| Interviewer |
"Is it' Nominala '?" |
| Five-storied pagoda |
I built also in " here. |
| Interviewer |
"It is right indeed that you have said." |
Five-storied pagoda
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"By the reason, it is put in an awkward
position. Please observe my body. Much excrement
of a bird has adhered! "
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Interviewer
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"Oh! If it sees in near, to be sure,
it is severe. Isn't the punishment of God
applied to a bird? " |
| Five-storied pagoda |
" ................" |
GORILLA (Ueno Zoological Gardens )
/On foot 15 minutes from a map D JR
Ueno
station park exit.
/Opening time Monday 9:30 - 17:00 closing
day (in the case of a public holiday,
it
opens.) It is from closing December
29 to
January [ next year ] 1 on following
Tuesday.
/Admission fee Adult 600 yen Junior
high
school student of 200 yen Below a schoolchild
and 65 or more years-old no charge
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Interviewer
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"The popular person gorilla of Ueno
Zoological Gardens is asked about the talk.
How do you do, I need your help well." |
Gorilla
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"When a marine king
flies down from empty
A man's elbow which
solidified is in a left leg.
The lady of a skirt
is smeared with corruption.
The strong man of
land will continue revolving a corridor." |
Interviewer
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"Well..... Oh, is it the four-line poetry
of prediction? Is this people whom today's
we interviewed? !!. Although turn has made
a mistake in a few, to me, this is more fearful.
.....Probably, by side of a flame of a small
candle, if the figure of the prophet who
begins to spin language is imagined so that
it may strain, the horrified thought just
carries out." |
Gorilla
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"The man who had covered
the skin of the sheep
It skips
in the pajamas of mackerel.
A freshwater
snail gives a toast with a pork cutlet bowl.
A tear
flows and falls from the eye of the Steller's
sea lion which goes back and forth." |
Interviewer
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"It is difficult. Especially the fourth
line does not understand at all what is said.
Although he has a feeling somehow like a
social satire......Probably, by side of a
flame of a small candle, if the figure of
the prophet who begins to spin language is
imagined so that it may strain, the horrified
thought just carries out." |
Gorilla
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" Snow
which falls on the top of Kilimanjaro
Even snow which
falls to Ueno
Snowing does
not have an objection.
It will be
the same chipped ice if syrup is mixed." |
Interviewer
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"Well? -- the popular song "OZASHIKI-KOUTA"
of old Japan is resembled somehow It is nostalgic.
Or it is the poetry of homesickness... It
is poetry difficult anyway.....Probably,
by side of a flame of a small candle, if
the figure of the prophet who begins to spin
language is imagined so that it may strain,
the horrified thought just carries out." |
TYRANNO SAURS REX(National Science Museum )
Map E It is on foot 4 minutes from JR Ueno
station park exit.
/Opening time 9:00 to 16; 30
/Closure day Monday (in the case of a public
holiday, it opens.) It is closed on following
Tuesday.
/Admission fee Adult of 420 yen The schoolchild,
junior high school student, and high school
student of 70 yen
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| Interviewer |
"How do you do! Thank you for your consideration
" |
| Tyranno saurs rex |
"GACHON-SUPAH-TONKORORI ?" |
| Interviewer |
"Well.....Well....." |
| Tyranno saurs rex |
"PANP KINTON SHUNMAI -POPHOOON" |
| Interviewer |
"It was heard that your birthday was
the Cretaceous......" |
| Tyranno saurs rex |
"NYAROME ?BERAMCCHA ?" |
Interviewer
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"Is it only a comics language on and
after the 20th century middle of Japan (comics
of Fujo Akatuka) for it?" |
Tyranno saurs rex
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"NIKONIKOHOHHOSU ?TEKUMAKUMAYAKON ?DAYHOON
?" |
Interviewer
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".... Your method of talking of attaching
"?" one by one -- it becomes irritated
You seem to be a fake artist man! " |
| Tyranno saurs rex |
"KHHUDARANAI-KHHUDARANAI ?NNAROH ?BAHROH
?HOEHOEHHHH ?" |
| Interviewer |
"Although such a man's type is missed
or it is a confidence loss person and either
...." |
| Tyranno saurs rex |
"TAPITEKAKIKU-AIU-TARIRARI ?BESHI ?SHEHHHE
?SANSEINO-HANTAI ?" |
| Interviewer |
"... I understand ...if it is the reason
....... Merry Chri-SHOHGATU!! " |
| Tyranno saurs rex |
"Merry Chri-SHOHGATU !!?? "Merry
Chri-SHOHGATU !!??" |
| Interviewer |
"Pijjja Pie !!" |
| Tyranno saurs rex |
"Pijjja Pie !!??" "Pijjja
Pie !!??" |
| Interviewer |
"xou were lonely as presumed -- T.-REX
bravo!! -- Telegram sam bravo !! " |
Tyranno saurs rex
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"T.-REX!! ?? T.-REX!! ?? Telegram sam
!! ?? Tele gram sum !! Gram!! ?? gram!! ??
Kilogram!!! ???" |
LARGE FOUNTAIN
/Map F
/ on foot 4 minutes from JR Ueno station
park exit.
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The homeless who hang out the washing to
dry
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| Interviewer |
"How do you do, the degree of activity
knows." |
| Large fountain |
"Puhaaaaaaa" |
| Interviewer |
"Does Mr. large fountain pressure upwards
water and it shine from 1962, here? "@ |
| Large fountain |
"Pupupuhaaaaa" |
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Interviewer
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"It checks about working hours. Winter
is from 10:00 till 17:00. Is a summer overtime
work to it till 21:00?" |
| Large fountain |
"Puha puha puhaaaa" |
| Interviewer |
"Do you do special service of a light
up night, as for working hours?" |
| Large fountain |
"Puhaaa puhaaa puhaaa" |
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| Interviewer |
"Whom does he like with the member of
The Runaways?" |
| Large fountain |
"It is Lita Ford." |
| Interviewer |
"Oh!You can speak man's words!!" |
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Large fountain
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" ............ (blush ) Ppppppphahahaaa!!
Phatt! Phatt! Phatt! Phatt! Phatt!Haaaaaaa!!
Pupuhapupuha Pppphaaa!! Vhupit! Vhupit !Vhupit!
!Bbbbbbbbbbbbu Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvi!!!!" |
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Notice
The gag pattern of a "Large
fountain"
interview is the plagiarism from
" written
by Makoto Kobayashi "Ichi
Ni no Sanshiro
."
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